But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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