I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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