I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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