This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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