well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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