Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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