chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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