ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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