She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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