i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We named our party play list daddy issues
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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