I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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