who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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