Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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