why didn't you poke me back
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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