U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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