I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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