Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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