I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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