normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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