Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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