forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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