At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
her vagine was all disorganized.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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