All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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