I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You need Xanax blowdarts
This is my gift to your gina
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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