good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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