Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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