Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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