Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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