I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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