so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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