I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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