Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize