If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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