talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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