I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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