I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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