Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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