I don't think brook has ever known best
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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