Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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