3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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