I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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