Three words: puerto rican gang bang
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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