Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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