You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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