For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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