I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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