What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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