3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
That's intense
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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