I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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