New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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