I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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