Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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