But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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