dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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