Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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